If you go to school in Minnesota, and did not originally hail from a southern state which thinks ice doesn’t occur in nature, not owning a pair of ice skates is a crime punishable by excommunication.
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If you go to school in Minnesota, and did not originally hail from a southern state which thinks ice doesn’t occur in nature, not owning a pair of ice skates is a crime punishable by excommunication.
