It was a real disappointment … “the witch” masquerading as a ‘market consultant’ (yes, those witches are truly cunning disguising themselves as experts about the produce and fish sections of grocery stores) Christine O’Donnell (R), lost to New Castle County Executive Chris Coons (D). The Witch 44% thereabouts, and “The Castle” way way more. There’s something truly fairytale about this witch-castle tug of war.
I mean, it would have been LEGENDARY, think of it: the first witch ever elected to the venerable Senate of the United States of America, a perfect poetic justice for Salem and surrounds. We have waited 400 years for this. And just look what happened. Everything lost.
Tonight, all brooms are a little less feeling like flying, and we hear all black cats across the nation are demanding a recat, I mean a recount.
Ok, Ok, Christine wasnt a REAL witch, just a pretend one. It is true. How do we know?
A real witch would have WON.
Seriously now.
Dr.E