Florida Goveror Ron DeSantis has streamlined his stump speech. Here’s his speech given today at an alarm clock company in Sheboygan, WI:
“It’s nice to be here in Sheboygan for this major event. But before we all head over to the library to remove half of its books, let’s talk about what’s going on in this country.
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Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.