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“Fifi, upset over being proffered Brillat-Savarin instead of her usual Petit Suisse for the cheese course at din-din time, proceeded to go on a rampage. Besides mauling the former french Prime Minister, she piddled on his Aubusson rug, and incessantly barked out 'Das Deutschlandlied' until sedated.”
I see the Mainstream Media left out the fact that he was eating brie at the time.
“Fifi, upset over being proffered Brillat-Savarin instead of her usual Petit Suisse for the cheese course at din-din time, proceeded to go on a rampage. Besides mauling the former french Prime Minister, she piddled on his Aubusson rug, and incessantly barked out 'Das Deutschlandlied' until sedated.”
A better headline would have been:
President Pulverized by Plaintive Poodle: Prognosis Pending
Maybe Sumo and Barney shouldf be detained at Gitmo as enemy dogbatants.