Scott Van Duzer, Owner of Big Apple Pizza in Ft. Pierce, Lifts President Obama Off Feet with Bear Hug
Scott Van Duzer, owner of the Big Apple Pizza & Pasta Restaurant in Ft. Pierce lifted President Obama off his feet with a bear hug when he stopped by his restaurant Sunday afternoon, the White House pool report said:
“Scott, what’s going on man,” Potus shouted as he came through the door. “Scott, let me tell you, you are like the biggest pizza shop owner I’ve ever seen.”
Potus approached Van Duzer, 46, of Port St. Lucie, who stands 6-foot-3 and weighs 260 pounds.
“Everybody look at these guns,” Potus said, pointing to Van Duzer’s monstrous pectoral muscles. “If I eat your pizza will I look like that?”
The two men laughed. They embraced. Van Duzer lifed Potus a good foot off the ground.
“Look at that!” Obama exclaimed once back on firm ground. “Man are you a powerlifter or what?”
Van Duzer later told the press at the event that was “just overcome with excitement” and he lifted up the president. He also said the Secret Service “said I was alright as long as I didn’t take him away.” Of course, the right wing isn’t so thrilled, since Mitt Romney doesn’t get such a response out of anyone, not even Seamus.
This was cross-posted from The Hinterland Gazette.
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Small business owner body slams President
Wow, the right wing spin machine is slipping. Let me write the copy for them:
:ahem:
“Beleaguered small business owner assaults President Obama. Says he was “overcome” with rage over Obama’s job-killing tax policies. An unidentified witness to the event told Fox News “he looked excited, probably because Obama’s midwest drought has raised the price of corn meal, a precious commodity to pizza shop owners everywhere.” On an unrelated story, an overnight poll showed 78% of registered voters are troubled by the notion that Kenyans don’t eat much pizza.”
Barky, LOL! That’s great, thanks! Do you write for The Onion? If you don’t, you should.
Late breaking bulletin:
Pizza shop owner, Scott “Scott the
PlumberPizza Man” Van Duzer has just announced he is organizing an exploratory committee for a US House of Representatives candidacy.Is this Obama’s post convention lift?
thanks for the laughs…
Does this mean Herman Cain will be lifting Romney and Ryan up over his head this week like barbells?
Ah, they both seem genuinely delighted. I like happiness.
Also — y’all are hilarious!