Why should I bother to cut my toenails tonight if this World Net Daily report is true?
The DOWNSIDE: We’re all going to die.
The UPSIDE: We won’t have to hear Tom Cruise lecture on psychiatry anymore.
Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.