Guess who’s back, back again
Sadr’s back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
guess who’s back…
He is a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See bin laden no more they want Sadr
He’s chopped liver
Well if you want Sadr, then this is what he’ll give ya
A little bit of Bin mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart his heart quicker
Then a shock when he gets shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when he’s not cooperating
When he’s rocking the table while G’s operating “Hey”
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz he’s back, he’s on the rag and ovulating
He know you got a job Dick Cheney
But face it, your heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won’t let him be
Or let him be Bin so let me see
They tried to shut him down on MTV and TMV or MVT
But it feels so empty without him
So come on dip, bum on your lips
jump back, jiggle her hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
He just settled all his lawsuits, “_uck you Georgie!”
Here’s the man, aaaaaaaaal-Sadr:
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
That’s right Ladies and Gentlemen: Iraq’s number one terrorist, Muqtada al-Sadr, is back in Iraq. He’s back in ‘da hood.’
Preach it brother!
The cleric, addressing a large crowd amid heavy security, called for American forces to leave Iraq, but pointedly did not say how quickly those troops should leave, as he has in the past. A longer timeline would serve to give Mr. Sadr’s Mahdi Army extra time to prepare for the departure of the Americans.
Mr. Sadr called for an end to fighting between the Mahdi Army and Iraqi forces and police, asking his followers to conduct peaceful demonstrations instead. And though the Mahdi Army has been heavily involved in the nation’s brutal sectarian violence, he requested reconciliation between Shiites, Sunnis and Christians.
No deadlines?
Sounds like the plan approved by Congress!
Why did he leave Iran, where he is safe from the American army?
The prevailing view among American officials familiar with intelligence reports about Mr. Sadr’s return is that the cleric’s aim at a minimum is to raise his political profile in Iraq and possibly strengthen his position in anticipation that provincial elections may be held next year. There have also been reports that his militia has been splintering during his absence, and he may also be trying to reinforce his influence over his supporters.
He’s waiting, he is sitting around, observing, he will rebuild his ‘army’, he will expand his influence and then, when the Americans are gone, the al-Sadr army will take over completely. Iraq will be run by al-Sadr et al. Some consider this to be a ‘lesser of two (or several) evils,” I don’t. al-Sadr is evil and letting him run Iraq will result in a Shiite Iraq, cuddling up to Iran. I believe that Iraq should have a strong leader, but that leader should, in the long run, be dedicated to democracy, equality and even laicism (I look at the Kemalist model). al-Sadr is everything but. He’s an extremist, he’s not a nationalist. He will not be able to unite the Iraqi people. The only thing he might be able to do, is to unite the Shiites so that they can kill as many Sunnis as possible or force them out of the country.
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