A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Hanukkah Stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
“Oh my God”, the woman says, “has it come to this?”
“Give me 16 Orthodox, 22 Conservative and 30 Reform.”
Chappy Chanuka to those who are celebrating. Hattip for the joke to David Cunix.
And no, the woman in the joke is not me. 😉