while this is artwork truly, and beautiful in its own way…
I think there is an ‘escape kit’ that would be just right for this doggie and all doggies who are shaven and made craven against their wills.
The Christmas ‘Escape, Run Away from Anyone With Easter Egg Coloring and a Hair Clipper’ kit, retails for 99.99 and includes a one way ticket to junkyard dogville where dogs are dogs and anyone who wants to make a dog look like a toy horse on a carousel are put in prison for life. The kit also includes a lovely chocolate brown hair rinse to use until one’s own natural hair grows out. I mean, dogs have PRIDE after all. There is also in the kit, a copy of The Doggie Declaration of Independence, which starts out, ‘By all rights guaranteed hereunder, all canines are allowed to have a well armed militia, meaning we have many teeth and claws and will use them on anything or anyone who tries to domesticate us into oblivion…’