Top Ten Cloves … Charlie Sheen Is So Winning That…
by J. Thomas Duffy
THIS JUST IN! Charlie Sheen’s “My Violent Torpedo of Truth” live one-man show at various cities will net him $7 a month.
Charlie Sheen Is So Winning That…
10. The Tsunami that hit Japan asked his permission
9. He gave LeGone James the talents to take to South Beach.
8. When he goes on Twitter, system gives him as many characters as he wants.
7. The protesters didn’t push Hosni Mubarak out of office, a simple
short-and-sweet phone call from Charlie did it …
6. He gets full-functionality, 4G iPhone service with just a two Dixie-cups-and-string
5. He’s the only person Keyser Söze fears
4. When he goes swimming in the ocean, sharks can only smell Winning in the water, and they leave Charlie alone.
3. Spilled milk cries, only if it’s Charlie that spilled it.
2. He gives Ice Cream “Brain Freeze Headaches”
1. He can get Superman to deliver Kryptonite.