Least Surprising Crime in History, Alleged
In perhaps the least surprising scandal in human history,
House investigating whether Trump lied to Mueller
Katelyn Polantz / CNN
Washington (CNN) The House of Representatives is now investigating whether President Donald Trump lied to special counsel Robert Mueller in written answers he provided in the Russia investigation, the House’s general counsel said in federal court Monday….
Donald J. (as in “Judas”) Trump lied to the Mueller investigators, under oath?
I eagerly await the inevitable response.
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Or something like that.
Congress to the rescue!
A writer, published author, novelist, literary critic and political observer for a quarter of a quarter-century more than a quarter-century, Hart Williams has lived in the American West for his entire life. Having grown up in Wyoming, Kansas and New Mexico, a survivor of Texas and a veteran of Hollywood, Mr. Williams currently lives in Oregon, along with an astonishing amount of pollen. He has a lively blog, His Vorpal Sword (no spaces) dot com.