If you’re Republican AND Democratic members of Congress, you can actually write the law to make sure you don’t get bumped and you make your flight. Because you’re special.
If you’re one of us peons who don’t serve in Congress, you could miss your flight and perhaps, due to a series of circumstances, even wind up dead.
Read the details about the contrast HERE.
Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.