Mayor Michael Bloomberg: no one is saying don’t quit your day job but you might set aside some time to take more Spanish lessons. From Newsy.com:
Here’s the feed — and here are few select tweets yours truly has selected from what is up at this writing:
Yo no goingo to tell ustedes mi scheduledado. No esta any of tus businessador! Que privacy!
10 hours agoElBloombito Miguel Bloombito
El Parking que Alternativo de Side estan in effecto today y la mañana. Vamosing to movando my car! Que ticketo!
13 hours agoElBloombito Miguel Bloombito
Buenas Aftertardes! Weather estan muy fantastic! Walkeando tu perro! Pick up el poopador!
1 SepElBloombito Miguel Bloombito
Para su safetydad no standarme en los edge del platform de subway. Por favor to standar behindo el lineo yellowrio. Safety Primero!
1 SepElBloombito Miguel Bloombito
Esta un beautifonito day en el outside! Go to un parko! No smokingo!
31 AugElBloombito Miguel Bloombito
No collecto todos los garbage today. Pero que si your usual dia esta today por favor to leave it at los curb anyway. Que stinky!
31 AugElBloombito Miguel Bloombito
Los shelteros del animaltandos somos resuming los servisos. Adoptan un peto! El bow wow!
29 Aug
If you really feel strong about it, you can go to this website and get a tshirt with this logo (some of their shirts contain adult language):
P.S. I am learning Spanish and my teacher just gave me a name: “El Estupido,” which I think means fast learner.
Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.