Somewhere in hell there is a place for spammers such as this:
Dear Friend,
Please i need your assistance,because my parents were involved in the london explosion. so right now things are very difficult for me and my younger ones ,but the main reason i am contacting you is to assist me pull my parents fundsfrom a bank.so i need words from you. you can contact me through this email (WE WON’T RUN IT IN CASE SOMEONE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO SEND MONEY).
precious
PS to Precious: You ain’t.
Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.