We Have Elected The Legion Of Doom
Curse that Lex Luthor, dreaded leader of the Legion Of Doom. We have been duped into electing two of his most powerful villains to the Office of the Presidency: Joker The Black (aka President Barack H. Obama) and Bushitler (aka former President George W. Bush). Oh you dastardly man Lex Luthor. The cunning, the scheming, the twisted plots within plots that you conceived to bring such darkness to the Land Of Opportunity.
Oh Lex Luthor, you are an evil one! Did you use your mind control ray to control the American voters? Was it subliminal messages via CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC? Did you lace all newspapers with the dreaded Luthor Dust Of Suggestion? Is it cyber poison via the Internet? Whatever it was/is, it has affected millions upon millions. From Beltwayville to Regularopolios, your plot worked to perfection. We have effectively been taken over by the Legion Of Doom. I weep for us all!!
I looked out my window and saw the murderous psychopath Bushitler and the demonic scheming Joker The Black marching their troops throughout my humble town. Bushitler! That madman leading his force of unintelligent, unmanned, TexMex killer drones and infamous portly assassin cyborgs down the boulevard. Joker The Black! That scheming demon of a man with his army of elite Muslim professor bots and damnable Winds of Change! OH THE HUMANITY!
Well you’ve won Lex Luthor. And as you sit in the Hall of Doom with your horrific colleagues in crime, rejoice in that your power will never wane. We will keep electing members of your sect. Because we love them so much! So much that it HURTS!
Viva La Legion Of Doom!! Don’t worry Lex Luthor. We never forget! We just pretend we do!
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13 Responses to “We Have Elected The Legion Of Doom”
There's a great disparity between the gulf of slander and worse on the Left and the tiny echo on the Right.
However, I will say I like the Joker (distorted whiteface?) depiction better than Glenn Beck muttering “Marxist.”
(Hopefully Obama won't keep giving the righties more factual _fuel_ to make their echo louder.)
“We will keep electing members of your sect. Because we love them so much! So much that it HURTS!”
It does hurt, indeed. Not enough to get us to vote Republican en masse, however.
T-Steel, can you do me a favor and delete the preceding two postings and this one so your thread is no longer marred? I liked the humor in the start of the thread and there was really no reason for me to have marred it by reintroducing serious and unpleasant stuff from elsewhere, where there already is room for it.
There's a great disparity between the gulf of slander and worse on the Left and the tiny echo on the Right.
Got to disagree there. Both sides have a remarkable ability to wallow in the sewers. Of course, despite the protestations from both sides, that has been part and parcel of politics forever, and is no worse today than in the past.
Your funny DLS (not in a sarcastic way).
Political cartoons are a fixture of American culture. And I love them. But there is always a line. And these days, the line-steppers are ruling the day. I've watched some on the Left go completely bonkers over former President Bush. And I'm watching some on the Right go completely bonkers over President Obama. C'mon. Imagine having a Hitler clone as POTUS! You think we would have an America. And a President that acted just like The Joker! Sorry my friends, things would be quite different.
I have a jailhouse sense of humor at times. And both of the above pictures make me chuckle. But at the same time, I cringe somewhat. How far we will keep going is my question.
Done DLS (you caught me in time, LOL).
“Got to disagree there.”
It's not 99-1 lib-con or Dem-GOP, but it's not 50-50, and hasn't been, particularly since the 1980 election.
Awesome. My semi-dislexic brain saw “Bushitler” and read “Bulshiter”, which definitely made me giggle.
I loved the old Superfriends. Just the way they talked was pure camp.
“Nyahahahahah, it was me all along, Superman!”
“GREAT SCOTT! LUTHOR!!”
The Legion of Doom/ Powerpuff Girls crossover skit is funny too. Plus the Harvey Birdman episode where Apache Indian can no longer…ermmm…”enlarge” after he spilled hot coffee in his lap.
That Apache Indian episode made me spill my coffee on my lap! LOL!
The old Super Friends is just CLASSIC.
Here's the Powerpuff Girls meeting the Legion of Doom…classic fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91KK09FAux4
I also like the team they form at the end of that Harvey Birdman episode. The “Mutli-Culture Pals!” with…JESSE JACKSON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZxDhKo39cs
Birdman, thats good stuff.
As for the “liberal outrage”, I think its another bit of manufactured counter-outrage from the perpetually outraged Malkin. Most purporters of free speech recognize that Obama's a big boy and can take some spoofing without blinking an eye.
Funny stuff T, and sometimes that's exactly the way it deserves to be looked at. Taking it all so seriously that one is only concentrating on the next riposte has to be the most depressing of dynamics. The Bizarro world is “real” and it surrounds us, we might as well laugh at it… at least some of the time.