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Is Brian Kilmeade the Stupidest Person on the Face of the Earth?

Or just at Fox? I know there’s a lot of competition for that title there, but this truly is a stand-out entry:

Yes, today the befuddled screech owls on Fox & Friends were discussing a study that states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer’s and dementia better than lonely divorcees. Brian Kilmeade took issue with this.

He didn’t trust the study because it was done in Finland and Sweden and the Finns and the Swedes stay “pure” by only marrying each other. Whereas in America, everyone marries everyone (so long as they’re white and their partner is white. Oh, and straight!) So therefore the study doesn’t mean anything.

Suddenly the clouds parted and a thin ray of sunshine shone down on the pesky corn nut that is Gretchen Carlson—descendant of some Nordic “species”, for sure—and she ably, if simply, mocked crazy dumb Kilmeade for being crazy and dumb and possibly suffering from dementia.

Kilmeade might be the best illustration I’ve ever seen of the dangers of inbreeding.

Video at Gawker and also at Salon (Alex Koppelman).



6 Responses to “Is Brian Kilmeade the Stupidest Person on the Face of the Earth?”

  1. dmf says:

    it's funny. ya know. because pure breed dogs are generally a bit retarded whilst the mutts live longer and generally healthier…

  2. Father_Time says:

    dmf–

    So now you are comparing Hetrosexuals to dogs?

  3. Dr_J says:

    The moral seems clear: marry a Swede. They're like good-luck charms.

  4. DLS says:

    Well, if this thing is going to clutter the Web site — we as well may include an intelligent remark, too.

    Why don't the results get checked against the conditions in Japan. Not limited to Okinawans, either.

    Have fun.

  5. DLS says:

    Father Time: DMF is referring to “hybrid vigor” (as opposed to “diversity” babble by the dippy Left).

  6. Father_Time says:

    DLS–

    Well since Heterosexuals are the Only humans that produce results from breeding, I was rather curious as to whom DMF considered “pure breeds and mutts” in light of the, ["Oh, and straight!"], reference to “partner”. One can only conclude that heterosexuals are dog-like from DMF's comment.

    But hey, the article is about, “Alzheimer’s and dementia”, not retarded mutts.

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