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North Korean ‘Election’ Results
In a stunning triumph North Korean leader Kim Jong Il has won re-election to the North Korean legislature. He managed to win 100% on 100% turnout in his legislative district which means nobody in that district will die of lead poisioning tonight.
Observers tensely await the outcome in the other districts to see how many other seats will be decided by 100% vote with 100% turnout. Some may only manage 99.99% results if they did not campaign enough.
6 Responses to “North Korean ‘Election’ Results”
How dare you mock the “expression of all servicepersons' and people's absolute support and profound trust in Kim Jong-II”?
I mean, this was ALL servicepersons. And ALL people. And this support was ABSOLUTE.
I'm glad they spent money on that since they have no other productive ways to spend it currently.
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Well then, Jimmy Carter should be certifying it was a fair, honest and impartial election and day now.
Ah well, who didn't know there wouldn't be one petty, smart ass comment. When the accomplishments Jimmy Carter has made in the field of humanitarian work are measured against other ex-presidents, there is no contest. That some people on the right would choose Carter for their snark speaks volumes… about them. As for Kim Jong Il, I feel incredibly sorry for the North Korean people…
JSpencer…it is hard to take that anti-Semite Carter seriously.
That being said, good one Patrick.