Perhaps Ted Cruz could be the star of his own TV sit-com. After all, he has already morphed into a bearded version of Archie Bunker.
In the TV series All in the Family, Bunker’s shtick was that he constantly proved himself to be a jerk by saying the wrong things. He would have fit well into the modern-day Republican Party.
Ted Cuz appears to have taken up Archie’s mantle, as revealed in the following headline:
Cruz complaining about a lack of respect must have Rodney Dangerfield turning over in his grave.
Cruz might not be in such trouble now if his wife were Edith Bunker instead of Marie Antoinette.
The latter woman allegedly said, “Let them eat cake.” Heidi said (paraphrasing) “Let’s go to the Ritz-Carlton in Cancún!”
If Madame Déficit of Houston and her husband are going to act like royalty, then they shouldn’t be surprised if they lose their political and social heads.
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