DRAT! Why did I spend so much time studying history at Amity High School in Woodbridge, Connecticut when I could have made up my own version and gotten away with it. Well, maybe not with teachers or on SAT tests, but with some voters if people thought I was running for President or people who’d be in my political party.

At least that is the lesson here by History Professor Sarah Palin who has given us a unique twist on Paul Revere: he warned the British. Just watch this yourself (you might learn something):

Here’s Wikipedia’s account (but it MUST be wrong).

Here’s an encyclopedia account (but it must be wrong).

Here’s a version that school kids read (but it must be wrong).

Here’s a video account (but it must be wrong).

On the other hand, perhaps she meant THIS Paul Revere: