If you are going to be a criminal, then don’t eat beans.
From news station WCYB in Bristol, Virginia:
If a sequel to the movie Blazing Saddles is ever made, then perhaps the suspect can get a role in it.
The “Wanted” posters say the following about David: “Wanted: A refugee from planet Melmac masquerading as a human. Loves cats. If seen, contact the Alien Task Force.”