Sterling coverage by the Klanspersons at Faux Nation. Here’s the headline and picture:
August 05, 2011
And, just in case you didn’t get it, these n-words was p**n on the good ol’ Yew Ess Ay. Check out the URL address:
Gee. I guess there weren’t any white people at the birthday * (which, conveniently ignoring the month plus the GOP held the nation hostage over a ginned-up crisis, is OBVIOUSLY the result of Wild Negro select your own synonym):
anniversary, bash*, birthday, blast*, blowout, carousal, ceremony, conviviality, festival, festivity, fete, frolic, gaiety, gala, glorification, hilarity, honoring, hoopla, hullabaloo*, jollification, joviality, jubilation, jubilee, keeping, magnification, memorialization, merriment, merrymaking, observance, party, performance, recognition, remembrance, revelry, saturnalia, solemnization, spree, triumph, wingding …
How DARE they have a birthday party!
HOW. DARE. THEY!?!?
Damned coloreds! Awful African-Americans! Uppity N……
Oh, whoops. I’ve gone too far and nearly translated the WASP code of these racists.
The argument that somehow the President’s birthday party has either brought the nation to its economic knees, else is causing “Rome” to burn is both absurd AND racist, but of course in the Faux Nation, ONLY Blacks can be racists, so it’s OK. OK?
Seriously, no matter how nutso it got even under Usurper G.W. Bush, nobody was so childish as to deny him a birthday. The racism is just the icing on the crap cake, I guess? No: it IS the cake.
The Onion puts it well (but misses the creepy racist angle):
Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition
August 4, 2011
WASHINGTON — After months of heated negotiations and failed attempts to achieve any kind of consensus, President Obama turned 50 years old Thursday, drawing strong criticism from Republicans in Congress. “With the host of problems this country is currently facing, the fact that our president is devoting time to the human process of aging is an affront to Americans everywhere,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who advocated a provision to keep Obama 49 at least through the fall of 2013. “To move forward unilaterally and simply begin the next year of his life without bipartisan support–is that any way to lead a country?” According to White House officials, Obama attempted to work with Republicans right up until the Aug. 4 deadline, but was ultimately left with no choice except to turn a year older.
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