With the news that former California Governor Arnold Schwazenegger sired a child 10 years ago, reports over the years that he allegedly groped women on movie sets, and the new news that his wife Maria Shriver has now hired a divorce attorney, what could be more fitting than a theme song for this new stage of life when Arnold’s biggest acting role (a family man faithful to his wife) has now been exposed?

So here is one we think fits perfectly:

This song is from Jerry Herman’s great score from the musical “Mack and Mabel.”