From investigative reporter Andy Borowitz:
HOFFA TAUNTS U.S. IN NEW VIDEO
Late Teamster Boss Twits FBI For Failing to Find HimLate Teamster leader Jimmy Hoffa appeared in a new video broadcast worldwide today in which he taunted the Federal Bureau of Investigation for failing to find him in their recent search for his remains.
For the FBI, whose credibility as the nation’s top crime investigation unit has been somewhat tarnished in recent years, the surprising appearance of the Hoffa video is just the latest in a series of setbacks.
Looking surprisingly vigorous for a man who has not been heard from in over thirty years, Mr. Hoffa twitted the FBI agents for failing to locate him in Milford Township, about thirty miles north of Detroit.
“You can dig all you want, but you’re never going to find Jimmy Hoffa,� he said in the just-released video, adding, “I’m going to Disneyland!�
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Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.