The trial of the King of Perps Pop Michael Jackson on child molestation charges is gearing up.
The latest: Jackson plans to have a huge batch of celebrities testify in his behalf (Larry King, Quincy Jones, Elizabeth Taylor, Jay Leno and Kobe Bryant — just to mention a few). Jurors are always impressed by celebrities.
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Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.