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Can You Find the Horse’s Ass in This Photo?

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August 22, 2016
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Note to readers: This is the latest entry in Baby DonDon’s campaign diary. The series imagines that “Mr.” Donald Trump has the emotional make-up of a five-year-old and confides his deepest thoughts—such as they are—to Andrew Feinberg, and to readers, every day. In his private moments, he always thinks of himself as Baby DonDon.</p>
<p>Exciting news, folks, exciting news. In two weeks I will start my topless Strength and Stamina tour and I may be galloping to a town near you. (I just need a few weeks to work on my man boobs. They’re drooping because I’ve had no time to play golf.)</p>
<p>Baby DonDon challenges Crooked Hillary Clinton to do a similar topless tour! She won’t because she’s all hat and no cattle and because, according to Rudy Giuliani and other smart people, she is mentally ill. Given Rudy’s performance at my convention, could you find a better authority on the subject?</p>
<p>If you point out the bad guys in your town, I will chase them away. Think Gary Cooper in <em>High Noon</em>. I alone can fix your bad guys.</p>
<p>With a hat tip to Vlad the Bad for inspiring me, I want to say this about my confidence in the American people: my horse and I could trample little children on Fifth Avenue and my supporters would say, “My, he tramples well.” They are so passionate.</p>
<p>Folks, I may go topless, but my audacity and my concern for little, insignificant people like you remain bottomless.</p>
<p>Yippee ki-yay.</p>
<p>Andrew Feinberg is the author of<em> Four Score and Seven</em> (https://www.amazon.com/Four-Score-Seven-Andrew-Feinberg/dp/0692664009), a novel that imagines that Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. He also writes a daily anti-Trump humor page at https://www.facebook.com/MeBabyDonDon.<br />
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