Washington’s Secret Santas

Al Franken, who used to be a comic and perhaps still is, has created a holiday solution to the Senate’s civility shortage—-a “Secret Santa” exchange of gifts between the opposing parties.

Just as in grade school, 21 Republicans and 37 Democrats have drawn names from a Santa hat and will present each other with gifts worth $10 or less in mid-December. That won’t violate lobbying laws, and there is something to be said for handing one another gift-wrapped packages instead of verbal hand grenades.

In their real (?) work, Congress is inching toward a gift for voters as Republicans reluctantly prepare to back a small part of the President’s jobs plan by agreeing to extend a payroll-tax cut of $265 billion but without any ho-ho-hos, as they insist that the measure, as well as any extension of unemployment benefits, be offset by spending cuts.

Chief Grinch John Boehner assures followers that such a gesture would not mean abandoning Congress’ overall approach.

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Author: ROBERT STEIN

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3 Comments

  1. Can you buy one way tickets to hell for ten bucks?

  2. Go Franken, I would buy an anti-sanctimonious pill for some of the Dems, and weighted shoes for Reps with too much hubris (oh, wait, I may have that all backwards). Never mind, some gluten-free humble pie would fit anyone, even Barney and Newt.

  3. Duck-

    What good is pie without gluten? If you are going to make an opposition party at least make it unhealthy.

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