QUESTION: What are you if you are interested in knowing presumptive Republican Mitt Romney’s policy on Afghanistan policy?
ANSWER (according to a Romney advisor): Then you’re not a “real American.”
Another question: By this time is over, will the GOP tent be a pup tent (with the pup tied on the roof of a car going off a political cliff?).
Yet another question: Who’s doing the talking points for the Romney campaign? James Carville?
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Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.