Being Pontifex Maximus is not always fun and games. Indeed, one Pontifex Maximus was actually assassinated.
More on that assassinated person later, but first . . .
The tile Pontifex literally translates as bridge builder. At one point in time, the men holding that title were literal bridge builders. That is because they were responsible for repairing the Pons Sublicius, Rome’s first bridge across the Tiber River.
From New World Encyclopedia:
Being that the Pons Sublicius was made entirely out of wood, the Pontifex Maximus probably encountered a splinter occasionally.
Anyway, the primary job of the Pontifex Maximus was “to provide the pax deorum, or the ‘peace with the gods'”.2
These priestesses were the Vestal Virgins, “the priestesses of the Roman goddess of the hearth, Vesta, in the state religion of ancient Rome.”4
These women were supposed to remain virgins during their 30-year period of service. However, one can imagine that there would have been one less virgin if Dan Aykroyd had been the Pontifex Maximus.
The Pontifex Maximus had an additional job that still influences the lives of people all over the world. That job was to regulate the calendar.
One Pontifex Maximus used his authority to straighten out the huge mess that the calendar of his day had become. He established the length of the Roman calendar as 365 days — with the first day of the year being January 1st — and established a leap day to occur every 4 years. One month was renamed in his honor — the month of July.
This particular Pontifex Maximus was assassinated 15 March 44 BCE. His adopted son (born his great-nephew) eventually became Pontifex Maximus. He, too, had a month renamed in his honor — the month of August.
Eventually, the Roman government stopped having an official bearing the title Pontifex Maximus. The Vestal virgins also ceased to exist. Perhaps they encountered Dan Aykroyd’s ancestors.
As for the Romans who literally built bridges, they turned to using concrete as a building material. Thus, they were much less likely to say, “Rats! I got a splinter.”
1Hoggarth, C. (2019). Bridging the Tiber: Movement, Space and Experience. Doctor of Philosophy (PhD) thesis, University of Kent.
2Pontifex Maximus. United Nations of Roma Victrix (UNRV).
3Pontifex Maximus. Livius.org.
4Mark, J. (2009). Vestal Virgin. World History Encyclopedia.
5House of the Vestals, Italy. Rome Tours by Sightseeing Tours Italy.
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