Washington is acting out that old story of the farmer with a reluctant mule and the neighbor who offers to reason with the animal, then bashes its head with a plank.

“I thought you were going to reason with him.” “I am, but first I have to get his attention.”

Farmer Obama and Neighbor Boehner are standing over a dazed government with no sign that they can get it moving by week’s end and deliver crops of services to those who depend on them.

But, to switch clichés, Republicans also have Paul Ryan out playing good cop to the Tea Party’s bad cop with budget cuts of $6.2 trillion over ten years, a proposal that David Brooks, without reading the fine print, enthuses over, writing that Ryan “has grasped reality with both hands.”

Some reality! Ryan’s proposal puts a glaze of reason over a radical “welfare reform” to punish the old and disabled while keeping the future secure for the rich.

All this comports with the topsy-turvy ideas of Ryan’s philosophical mentor Ayn Rand. In her loony world, the weak are “moochers,” sapping the strength of the strong and the rich. To see what Ryan really wants, watch Rand’s movie, “The Fountainhead,” in which the architect hero blows up a public housing project because sponsors changed his plans.

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