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Posted by on Oct 9, 2007 in Politics | 1 comment

This Just In!!

THIS JUST IN from investigative reporter Andy Borowitz:

In Sign of Confidence, Clinton Airs Vicious Attack Ads about Herself
Bid to Pre-empt Rivals, Aides Say

In a sign of confidence befitting her status as frontrunner, Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) today began airing what her aides are calling “extremely vicious attack ads about herself.”

The ads, airing in such key early states as New Hampshire and Iowa, take Ms. Clinton to task for everything from her position on Iraq to her failed health care proposals of the 1990’s to what aides characterized as her “whiny voice and annoying cackle.”

With Sen. Clinton showing double-digit leads in many polls and steamrolling her rivals in recent debates, aides said that spending precious campaign funds to attack herself sends a message to voters that the New York senator “feels good about how the campaign is going.”

While negative ads have become commonplace in political campaigns, Sen. Clinton’s bruising ads are believed to be the first time a political candidate has spent her own money to attack herself.

“The American people want a leader,” said Clinton campaign spokesperson Carol Foyler. “And if her rivals won’t come out and attack her, Sen. Clinton is going to show leadership by attacking herself.”

Perhaps in a bid to blunt the effect of Sen. Clinton’s self-attacking ad campaign, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today began airing what his aides are calling “his politest ads to date.”

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  • DLS

    Senator Clinton actually is her own worst enemy. Now she’s testing the public to see how far left she should go prior to the election; she flirted with the Dems’ left wing recently (quickly backing away from the idea) — she considered $5,000 grants for babies (under the sugary-sweet name “Baby Bonds“) before continuing to her plan for federal matching funds for individual 401(k)-style accounts.

    The grant concept is something found in at least one lefty book already in print (a book I gave to a lefty friend of mine after reading it), featuring an eighty thousand dollar grant at adulthood (which the authors call a “stake” in society).

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