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Posted by on Apr 16, 2012 in Politics | 5 comments

News Flash: Newt Gingrich Bitten by Penguin

NEWS FLASH: Newt Gingrich has been bitten by a penguin.

Did the penguin survive?

h/T: Andrew Sullivan

UPDATE: But beware: Gingrich (or one of his aides) might bite YOU if you ask him about Fox News’ chief Roger Ailes.

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  • StockBoyLA

    I couldn’t help but noticing this happened when he was in town for the annual NRA meeting. I suppose Newt wasn’t packing a gun because he probably would have “stood his ground” and shot the penguin in self-defense when the penguin attacked him.

  • zephyr

    Indeed. This is a classic case of what can happen when people go wandering about unarmed!

    (This incident made me think about the penquin in This Modern World for some reason.)

  • DORIAN DE WIND, Military Affairs Columnist

    It is doubly ironic since the penguin has become very identified with climate change/global warming — something which, of course the Cheshire cat vehemently denies.

  • slamfu

    After the incident Gingrich released a press statement regarding how the penguin community has been overtly pro-Romney this entire primary and has worked to skew Gingrich’s campaign by playing favorites. This attack is merely the most recent display of how the supposedly impartial wildlife of the world has really been playing favorites all along.

  • bluebelle

    Hope the penguin has had his shots

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