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Posted by on Nov 25, 2009 in Economy, Politics, Society, War | 6 comments

NEWS BULLETIN: Obama Pardons White House Turkey

This just in via AP: President Barack Obama has pardoned the White House turkey.

No, not the one who has been in charge of designing White House strategy and tactics in getting health care reform through Congress, but a turkey who is a real birdbrain.

Here’s the complete ceremony, including Obama’s extensive remarks on this vital matter:

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  • Father_Time

    This turkey has escaped justice today, but I swear by the gods that it’s kind shall pay tomorrow!

  • $199537

    I would have favored a military tribunal.

  • kathykattenburg

    That large chicken is a mighty lucky bird.

  • DLS

    Was the turkey’s owner a big Democratic contributor?

    Isn’t it a good thing that the turkey’s name wasn’t “Hope” or “Change”?

  • DLS

    “I would have favored a military tribunal.”

    The ABA, the ACLU, and PETA would object.

  • StockBoySF

    No other turkeys being slaughtered in the background?

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