“He’s a lawyer, too?” “Ma’am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.” Those are lines from the ending of The Bee Movie. The question is asked by a cow. The answer is given by a mosquito.
The jest is this: the only difference between a mosquito and a lawyer is that the latter carries a briefcase.
I consider that jest to be an insult . . . to mosquitoes.
I certainly don’t believe that mosquito would be as foolish as the lawyer who is currently representing Alabama senatorial candidate Roy Moore.
From Politico:
From ABC News:
It is foolish for one to demand something when one doesn’t have the authority to get what one demands.
Meanwhile, The Hill reports, “The Washington Post’s top editor is accusing Roy Moore’s campaign of lying about the newspaper’s journalistic practices and political motivations in the wake of its reporting on sexual misconduct allegations against the Republican Alabama Senate candidate.”
As for the claims made against Moore, here is an excerpt from an editorial by Alabama Media Group, owner of AL.com:
One can hope that enough Alabama voters will see fit to reject Moore at the ballot box. Moore being a Republican is no excuse to send him to the U.S. Senate. Alabama voters might as well send a mosquito instead.
The “Wanted” posters say the following about David: “Wanted: A refugee from planet Melmac masquerading as a human. Loves cats. If seen, contact the Alien Task Force.”