If Not Chris Christie, Who?
Now that Chris Christie—potential savior of the Republican primaries—is expected to announce in a couple of hours his decision not to seek the presidency, Republicans are left with a slate of candidates they still wish they could improve upon. Among them, Obamacare “prototypist” Mitt Romney; Rick Perry and his Pet Rock; Congressional witch hunt proponent Michele Bachmann; homophobe Rick Santorum; impeach-Obama Ron Paul; family-values-Newt and others.
But Republicans need not despair, there is still a chance that Sarah Palin will triumphantly ride in on a moose and save the Party or that The Donald may still relent and save the country.
Read more about Chris Christie’s upcoming announcement here.Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2011 The Moderate Voice