Definitely A Better Idea Than “Betsy Wets-Her-Pants”
The old-fashioned girls’ baby doll and boys’ action dolls are about to become outmoded with a new kind of doll — and if you don’t buy your kids one and they tell you to go to hell, you just might:
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) – A talking Jesus doll is due to go on sale in May, along with versions of Moses, the Virgin Mary and David, as a teddy bear maker tries to find a market with churches and religious families.
The foot-tall Jesus doll will be able to recite five Biblical verses at the push of button on its back, while the Moses doll will recite the Ten Commandments. The Mary doll will recite a long Bible verse.
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THIS JUST IN: Some people with Texas accents were reportedly seen hanging around the doll — and now when you push its button it says:”If Tom DeLay goes, I go.”
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