On the eve of sequester, both sides are outdoing themselves in terrifying Americans about catastrophic cuts, but the name in the award envelope is a golden oldie with a double feature of horrors.
Sarah Palin returns to warn that government will not only break down but is hoarding bullets to deal with the enraged taxpayers.
“If we are going to wet our proverbial pants over 0.3% in annual spending cuts when we’re running up trillion dollar annual deficits,” she confides to Facebook, “then we’re done. Put a fork in us. We’re finished. We’re going to default eventually and that’s why the feds are stockpiling bullets in case of civil unrest.”
She noses out John Boehner whose latest horror scene is over an “outrageous” move by federal immigration officials to release hundreds of illegal immigrants as a way to save money ahead of Friday’s deadline.
The competition has been bipartisan as Washington Post columnist David Ignatius suggests the White House has been joining them in weeks of “blame-game politics. Doesn’t the president see that the GOP is addicted to this showdown at Thunder Road? This is all the power the GOP has these days, really–the ability to scare the heck out of everybody and run the car into the ditch.”
In all this sturm und drang, it is the nation’s union leaders, Obama’s strongest backers, who are calling for sanity by repealing the law that set up sequestration.