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Posted by on Dec 15, 2009 in Economy | 1 comment

A Surefire Way To Make $1 Billion

Here is a step by step guide to make a guaranteed $1 billion. Actually a friend and I came up with this scheme many months ago and commented that it was too bad we didn’t have the moral depravity to undertake it.

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  • AustinRoth

    This can be the basis for an updated version of Steve Martin’s ‘How to make $1M and not pay taxes’:

    1. First, make $1B (see above)
    2. Second, don’t pay taxes
    3. When the IRS asks you why you didn’t pay your taxes, say, ‘I forgot’.*

    *new Obama-era bonus points. Get a Cabinet-level appointment before the IRS comes a-knocking, and avoid any pesky interest, penalties, fees or prosecution!

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