Jon Stewart is getting into the National Mall Rally Game by hosting his own Rally To Restore Sanity: “Rational people will gather on the National Mall in DC to spread a timeless message — take it down a notch for America.”

Of course Stephen Colbert rightfully views this as a grave threat to America, threatening one of our core principles of society. “America, the Greatest Country God ever gave Man, was built on three bedrock principles: Freedom. Liberty. And Fear — that someone might take our Freedom and Liberty. But now, there are dark, optimistic forces trying to take away our Fear — forces with salt and pepper hair and way more Emmys than they need. They want to replace our Fear with reason. But never forget — “Reason” is just one letter away from “Treason.” Coincidence? Reasonable people would say it is, but America can’t afford to take that chance.” As such he is holding a simultaneous counter rally at the same place.

So come on down to Washington DC whatever your proclivities may be.