UPDATE: The gunman has been killed by police and the hostages are safe
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Sadly not a show on the network but a real world crisis.

The suspect is James Jay Lee, a man with a history of protesting the network for not airing the proper kind of programming on the environment.

Reports are he has hostages, a gun and some bombs (bomb equipment on site from the police too).

He has a page on Myspace(for now).

He also published a manifesto (on a site that appears to be crashed at this point) in which he demanded that the network “stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants.”

He supposedly started his activism after seeing Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth (obviously only an idiot would blame Gore for any of this so let’s skip that part).