Please. Make. It. Stop

2012 Match-ups: Obama, Romney Tied at 45%; Obama 48%, Palin 42%

It’s not even nine months since the last election. Really. I can’t take it. I think the only reason those numbers look the way they do is because they failed to offer all of the most likely responses.

“If the election were held today, would you…”

1. Vote for Barack Obama
2. Vote for Mitt Romney
3. Vote for Sarah Palin
4. Shoot yourself.

Number four came in at roughly 68%. We can’t have a 3.5 year campaign. We just can’t. I’m more addicted to politics than probably 95% of the voters in this country and when I saw that headline I wanted to move to Canada.