Forget those “Sex and the City” reruns. Tonight Charlotte is America’s babe magnet with Scarlett Johansson, Kerry Washington and Eva Longoria likely to turn up as mystery guests to counter Clint Eastwood’s old man and the chair routine.

On the dark side, Kim Kardashian is threatening to show up, too. But as JFK used to say, life isn’t always fair.

Note to GOP watchers: Fasten your seat belts.

Cross-posted from my blog.