Quote of the Day: Larry King Wants to Be Frozen

Our Quote of the Day comes from former CNN personality Larry King:

“I want to be frozen on the hope that they’ll find whatever I died of and bring me back,” Larry King told a shocked group of dinner guests gathered at his Beverly Hills home for a party hosted by him and his wife, Shawn.

I watched Larry King the two years before he retired and he looked frozen to me.

Actually, if he wants to be frozen, he should come to where this post is being written — to Michigan.

And I suspect Herman Cain will be frozen when he’s with his wife.

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  • Allen

    Herman Cain is going to step out in to the lime light with his wife and denounce all these wacky women. Further investigation will reveal that they are just paid off to strrreeetttcchh the truth.

    Ain’t nobody got that many women strung out.

    Larry King has already died Joe. He’s just looking for a place to lay down. I could pick up a bag of ice…

  • JSpencer

    “I watched Larry King the two years before he retired and he looked frozen to me.”

    Good one Joe. Almost made coffee go up my nose when I read that.

  • ShannonLeee

    The freezing process destroys important components of the extracellular matrix (the framework of all tissues and organs). Elastin and elastic fibers, collagan, proteoglycans, and glycosaminoglycans are all either weakened or destroyed by the freezing process.

    Due to these massive issues, it might be 10,000 years before we can thaw out old Larry, but he might have a nasty case of freezer burn by then.

  • Allen

    ShannonLee LOL LOL…

    “Freezer Burn”…

    The earth in ten thousand years.

    Considering today’s prognosis….I see a lifeless boiling goo where not even the remnant of any past life will ever be known to anything, anywhere. Forever dead as if nothing alive ever existed on this heartless orb.

  • JSpencer

    “Forever dead as if nothing alive ever existed on this heartless orb.”

    Such a little ray of sunshine!