Now that Chris Christie—potential savior of the Republican primaries—is expected to announce in a couple of hours his decision not to seek the presidency, Republicans are left with a slate of candidates they still wish they could improve upon. Among them, Obamacare “prototypist” Mitt Romney; Rick Perry and his Pet Rock; Congressional witch hunt proponent Michele Bachmann; homophobe Rick Santorum; impeach-Obama Ron Paul; family-values-Newt and others.
But Republicans need not despair, there is still a chance that Sarah Palin will triumphantly ride in on a moose and save the Party or that The Donald may still relent and save the country.
Read more about Chris Christie’s upcoming announcement here.
