“Satan Sandwich” was coined by Emanuel Cleaver, chair of Congressional Black Caucus, to describe the debt/ceiling compromise.

I have wondered for a long time if part of the problem of public discourse is lack of what? lyric ideas that lead to in depth solutions. What can one do with a Satan Sandwich?

Supersize it? Make the problems worse for all.

Condemn it for the overage of transFATS? Make the situation less poisonous for all.

Investigate how its huge numbers of calories are falsified into much lower range in all publicity?
No comment needed.

Analyze it chemically to see how many large and trace poisons it carries?
And just start over with new wrapper, new filler.

Develop franchises for Satan Sliders (Har. Just writing that made me snort-laugh. Very unladylike.)
Spread the grease and fat and pain around everywhere.

I just wondered too, is that sliced up Satan or ground up Satan, or Satan flank or round or shoulder cut, and if so, wouldnt that mean Satan was already ‘dead meat.’ Not to mention a few other things nowadays too…

My grandmother use to say about Old Scratch that if you’re thinking the debbil shows up in a red suit, you’d be wrong. He shows up just like you like him best.

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Sugar-Coated Satan Sandwich #1 comes from reader Paul Mitchell at pajamas media