As Mother used to say, “It’s important to start off your day with a good breakfast.”
And people follow that advice all over — and we do mean all over.
Here, via the Top Five list, are Breakfast Cereals In Hell
— Toasted Almond Glass Shards
— Dingleberries
— Rectum-Sized Frosted Maxi-Wheats
— Scrape Nuts
–Butts Afire Bran
— Special KKK
— Cream of Pete
–Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Me’s
—Cookya Crisp
–Mice Chex
Edited down from a long list by TMV.
Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved
Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.