October 15, 2016

Note to readers: This is the latest entry in Baby DonDon’s campaign diary. The series imagines that “Mr.” Donald Trump has the emotional make-up of a five-year-old and confides his deepest thoughts—such as they are—to Andrew Feinberg, and to readers, every day. In his private moments, he always thinks of himself as Baby DonDon.

Baby DonDon, he be in a RAGE!!!!!!

People are attacking me for being a first-class groper and a creep and it is so unfair. All this was started by that woman I never sat next on that plane. Yes, I called her “that horrible woman,” but there’s more.

Her face is a disaster. Her chest is a disaster. Her rear end is a disASSter. Her children don’t like her. Her husband goes to the zoo to cheat on her. Her grandchildren think she’s icky. She was beaten senseless by the ugly stick. Ten people have gotten restraining orders on her face. Hillary Clinton gave her $50,000 and four good seats for Hamilton for smearing me. I will sue her lumpy ass back to the Stone Age. She is wanted in six countries for murder. Lou Dobbs know where she lives. I know where she lives. I know where Lou Dobbs lives. She knows international bankers and worships Satan.

Why didn’t she come forward sooner?

Andrew Feinberg is the author of Four Score and Seven (https://www.amazon.com/Four-Score-Seven-Andrew-Feinberg/dp/0692664009), a novel that imagines that Abe Lincoln comes back to life for two weeks during the 2016 campaign and encounters a candidate who, some say, resembles Donald Trump. He also writes a daily anti-Trump humor page at https://www.facebook.com/MeBabyDonDon.