“I thought playing in the White House would be much more fun, and easier. I loved my previous life as a spoiled billionaire kid. I had so many simpler games to play with. I miss them.
This is so much more work.
Who said this would be child’s play? He or she is fired!
I just hope it gets easier and more fun starting tomorrow, my hundredth day at this — nothing special about it — or I go back to my fun and easy games in Trump Tower.”
Screengrab, courtesy Saturday Night Live.
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Added:
Now watch the video below.
Hilarious — if it wasn’t so true, and sad.
