Please skip this post and continue on your way to the mall to return that hideous necktie that your mother-in-law gifted you if you don’t believe that President Bush has been a bad president, that the war in Iraq is an unmitigated disaster, and you don’t occasionally lie awake nights fearing for the future of the United States.

Still here? Good.

Given the dire straits that sentient Americans find themselves in, the big questions of New Year’s 2007 are:

* Have we become a nation of sheep?

* Can we survive two more years of a Bush presidency?

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