The Real Story About the Mosque Two Blocks Away From Ground Zero

Here’s the REAL story about the proposed mosque two blocks away from Ground Zero: it’s really a zionist conspiracy…or so some say…

How did they find this secret out?

I’m already busy enough dominating the news media, running Hollywood and keeping Chinese restaurants open and now it comes out that I’m behind buildling that mosque close to ground zero, too. (Well, at least no one has gotten proof yet of who REALLY chose the Pope…)

If you don’t believe any of this, just ask Oliver Stone.