Here’s the REAL story about the proposed mosque two blocks away from Ground Zero: it’s really a zionist conspiracy…or so some say…
How did they find this secret out?
I’m already busy enough dominating the news media, running Hollywood and keeping Chinese restaurants open and now it comes out that I’m behind buildling that mosque close to ground zero, too. (Well, at least no one has gotten proof yet of who REALLY chose the Pope…)
If you don’t believe any of this, just ask Oliver Stone.
Joe Gandelman is a former fulltime journalist who freelanced in India, Spain, Bangladesh and Cypress writing for publications such as the Christian Science Monitor and Newsweek. He also did radio reports from Madrid for NPR’s All Things Considered. He has worked on two U.S. newspapers and quit the news biz in 1990 to go into entertainment. He also has written for The Week and several online publications, did a column for Cagle Cartoons Syndicate and has appeared on CNN.