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This Just In (Jimmy Hoffa Watch)
From investigative reporter Andy Borowitz:
HOFFA TAUNTS U.S. IN NEW VIDEO
Late Teamster Boss Twits FBI For Failing to Find HimLate Teamster leader Jimmy Hoffa appeared in a new video broadcast worldwide today in which he taunted the Federal Bureau of Investigation for failing to find him in their recent search for his remains.
For the FBI, whose credibility as the nation’s top crime investigation unit has been somewhat tarnished in recent years, the surprising appearance of the Hoffa video is just the latest in a series of setbacks.
Looking surprisingly vigorous for a man who has not been heard from in over thirty years, Mr. Hoffa twitted the FBI agents for failing to locate him in Milford Township, about thirty miles north of Detroit.
“You can dig all you want, but you’re never going to find Jimmy Hoffa,� he said in the just-released video, adding, “I’m going to Disneyland!�
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One Response to “This Just In (Jimmy Hoffa Watch)”
Jimmy has been taking lessons from Osama, I see.
/conspiracy mode